Uh, Suitcase?

Josef (Belgium): I could just empty my bag if I didn’t need all this stuff and send it all home in a coffin. Is that the right word?

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More Morbid Belgians

Sven (Belgium): The water puppets were really good. Especially the torture story. I mean, the turtle story.

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Which is it?!?!?

Molly (UK, vegetarian): Is this chicken?  
Chef: Yes
Molly: Wait, is this seafood? 
Chef: Yes
Molly: Is this vegetarian? 
Chef: Yes

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We Stop Here, You Buy Pretty Things

Molly (UK): They always stop the coach just when I’m starting to ignore the journey.

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D = CH

Luan (Vietnam, Halong Bay Tour Guide): He hatched 3 children.

re: Famous Vietnamese Political Leader

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Getting Directions at 6am

Molly (UK): You can always trust the Germans to be efficient.

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Rules of Ba Ba Ba (333 Beer)

Dan (Australia): Eating is cheating, so none of that.

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Vietnamese Cell Phones

Jeff (US): Why don’t I have more Dong on my phone!

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Time for Bed

Lauren: That was a perfect end to the evening.

re: breakfast

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The Teetotaler and the Drunk

Lauren: I can’t have another, my tolerance is lowered. I’ve been on a drinking sabbatical.
Brad (Australia): Well, I’ll have another. I’ve been on a drinking SAFARI!

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TOASTS OF VIETNAM:

Cheers/To Bia Hoi/Mot, Hai, Ba JYO!!