Reality Check

Bon: You realize that we are debating the merits of Avril Levine and Jarrod Leto, right?

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More Shining American Moments

Avril Levine: She´s like, so whatever.

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More Shining American Moments (cont.)

Beth: I can´t even figure out what she´s trying to say.
Lauren: She´s saying she´s like, so bla.

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Law and Order of Importance

Bon (to Beth): You have a crush on all the women on Law and Order.
Lauren: See? I should just give up now. You want a lawyer girlfriend.
Bon: No, you just want a girlfriend who is introduced with bong-bong (Law and Order scene change theme). You should just put that on as Lauren´s ring tone.

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Age Crisis

Bon: Kurt Cobain would be 40 if he were still alive.
Lauren: No. There´s no way. It has not been 13 years since I was 15! Oh my God, it´s been 13 years since I was 15. It has NOT been 13 years since I was 15! No, it hasn´t. OH MY GOD! It´s been 13 years since I was 15!

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More Shining American Moments, Gone South and Uncensored

Anonymous Traveler: Jamiroquai is black maybe by Jim Crowe Standards

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World History on Hormones

Bon: Men just need to beat the crap out of each other and then they can be best buds. WWII, a good example, was like a testosterone unleash. They got it out of their systems, and a war in Europe will never happen again.

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The Joys of Estrogen

Lauren: Can you tell when women are bitching about something?
Bon: We always think you´re bitching.

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And Speaking of Hormones…

Anonymous Casino Go-er: That chandelier looks like a big nipple. I just want to suck on it. I can barely contain myself. I can´t look at it anymore.

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Our Little Nerd

Lauren: What songs did you sing at camp then?
Beth: We didn´t sing songs. I went to science camp.

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URUGUAY CHEERS 

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