More Fun with the Matatus

Lauren: You suck.
Matatu Driver: I am not suck.

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We Ain’t Payin’

Matatu Driver: I don’t think I’ve ever seen Americans the likes of you!
Marjona: Well, we’re not American, we’re Canadian.
Driver: I’ve never seen Canadians the likes of you.
Marjona: Well you have now!!

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Payless Prophesies

Lauren: After dating Christians, and women, and whoever else, she ended up with the Jewish doctor.
Olivia: You knew that was going to happen. She wore pointy shoes, so eventually she was going to conform.

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Re: “Free Kuwait” Tshirt

Beth: I didn’t realize Kuwait was trapped.

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Homecookin’

Beth: I might marry you for your pasta

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“Queen Latifa” Tires

Marjona: I’m sick of being so popular

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KENYAN TOASTS

To home cooking/To chance meetings/To a critter free day/To no more monkeys/To escaping the whore house/To Tusker/To masala fries/Cheers