Still More Stomach Issues

Lauren: Why did you say you’re sick of shitting when you haven’t shit for days?
Beth: I’m sick of shitting playing such a huge role in my life. Will I shit? Will I not shit? Is my shit healthy? Where can I take a shit? How long will this shit take..?

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Ongoing Stomach Issues

Beth: Do you think I have a parasite?
Lauren: No, I think you just have Irritable Central American Bowel Syndrome.

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Enough With the Adventures Already

Lauren: Well, more fodder for the blog.
Beth: There’s been too much f***ing fodder for the blog since Central America.

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No, Really…

Lauren: I don’t want to be scared anymore.

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New Traveler’s Philosophy

Lauren: People are always like, don’t go there, that’s where all the tourist are.  And I’m like, I don’t care, I want to be where the people are… (singing) I want to see, want to see them dancing…
Beth: I want to be where the tourist police are.

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Plan B

Beth: We could always dip in El Salvador and buy a gun.

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Traveler’s Fatigue

Beth: This is your fault.  You wanted to do this long trip.  We could be in Buenos Aires right now.

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Oh, That Little Blog?

Lauren: We are rapidly destroying you international relations career.

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Feels Like Home

Lauren: Look! Strip malls!

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I’ve Got No Strings

Beth: Some day… some day I’ll have drawers instead of bags and then I’ll be a real girl.

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Too Much Work On Vacation

Beth: I don’t want to blog anymore! 

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Papaya Scented Is a Mistake

Beth: Every time I use that conditioner I gag a little.

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Honduras Cheers

To Getting Out of Honduras/To Extremely Cold Beers Steps Away From the Caribbean Sea.