Comments on: For Three Bottles of Tequila and $200 http://girlsgoneworldwide.com/blog/for-three-bottles-of-tequila-and-200/ The Amazing Adventures of Lauren and Beth Wed, 08 Sep 2010 01:20:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 by: Luke http://girlsgoneworldwide.com/blog/for-three-bottles-of-tequila-and-200/#comment-4280 Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:44:25 +0000 http://girlsgoneworldwide.com/blog/for-three-bottles-of-tequila-and-200/#comment-4280 Oh, and Diamonds??? Still??? Maybe I've worked in a research lab tooo long.... but, Seriously, before you make a decision--ladies of my most found freindship--please watch Blood Diamond and look at the labs... the labs are producing bloodless rocks that even Antwerp couldn't conjure from the secure vaults of reserves. THEY ARE REAL DIAMONDS. Carbon, really, thats all. And there are prettier stones than diamonds--in my opinion. Don't follow all the hype De Beers puts out... it is the world's greatest scam--more so than Iraq (do the numbers, really). Okay done with that.... Now, umm, the timeshare... wow, horrifying. I'm glad I wasn't there or you'd see my Craigslist ads all over the internet trying to get rid of 50 weeks and the like. It is sooo sweet that you landed some cash and some Tekillya for the endurance trial and seem to be no less for the wear. Take care and I hope to see you in our Nation's Southern splendor on my way out to France. Congratulations Ladies on a the GREAT ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME!!!!! -Lucas Oh, and Diamonds??? Still??? Maybe I’ve worked in a research lab tooo long…. but, Seriously, before you make a decision–ladies of my most found freindship–please watch Blood Diamond and look at the labs… the labs are producing bloodless rocks that even Antwerp couldn’t conjure from the secure vaults of reserves. THEY ARE REAL DIAMONDS. Carbon, really, thats all. And there are prettier stones than diamonds–in my opinion. Don’t follow all the hype De Beers puts out… it is the world’s greatest scam–more so than Iraq (do the numbers, really).

Okay done with that….

Now, umm, the timeshare… wow, horrifying. I’m glad I wasn’t there or you’d see my Craigslist ads all over the internet trying to get rid of 50 weeks and the like. It is sooo sweet that you landed some cash and some Tekillya for the endurance trial and seem to be no less for the wear. Take care and I hope to see you in our Nation’s Southern splendor on my way out to France.

Congratulations Ladies on a the GREAT ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME!!!!!

-Lucas

]]> by: Luke http://girlsgoneworldwide.com/blog/for-three-bottles-of-tequila-and-200/#comment-4279 Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:35:01 +0000 http://girlsgoneworldwide.com/blog/for-three-bottles-of-tequila-and-200/#comment-4279 THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE CANADIAN BOARD OF TOURISM ABROAD: Dear Mr. Canadian Traveler, We all know about the great interest young Canadian males have in consuming copious amounts of alcohol while trying to pick up lesbians, eh? However, we wish to issue this travel advisory for Puerto Vallarta, eh? There have been numerous reports of male Canadian citizens being sodomized by pool cues when engaging in the aforementioned activities. Please use all necessary cautions to avoid American women of the lesbian persuasion while traveling in this region, and be especially careful while conducting these tourism activities in and a'booout pool halls. Again , there have been several reports of our poor Canadian lads getting pool stick probes at a very high velocity requiring immediate medical attention. If you should find yourself in this situation, PLEASE DO NOT PANIC, EH?--This is the natural reaction of American women when confronted by Canadian males. You see, American women interpret the charming, albeit highly-annoying, behavior of our Canadian lads as a shallow drunken stupor designed for one thing and one thing only. Of course, you know that one thing is to help out pathetic American women in their pool game, but they see it differently. Please leave the area quickly and contact your closest Canadian Consulate General a'booout reporting procedures so that other Canadians do not fall victim to this cruel and unusual interpretation of Canadian hospitality. --- END NOTICE -- WARNING ISSUED A'BOOOUT AUGUST 3RD, 2007 THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE CANADIAN BOARD OF TOURISM ABROAD:

Dear Mr. Canadian Traveler,

We all know about the great interest young Canadian males have in consuming copious amounts of alcohol while trying to pick up lesbians, eh? However, we wish to issue this travel advisory for Puerto Vallarta, eh? There have been numerous reports of male Canadian citizens being sodomized by pool cues when engaging in the aforementioned activities.

Please use all necessary cautions to avoid American women of the lesbian persuasion while traveling in this region, and be especially careful while conducting these tourism activities in and a’booout pool halls. Again , there have been several reports of our poor Canadian lads getting pool stick probes at a very high velocity requiring immediate medical attention. If you should find yourself in this situation, PLEASE DO NOT PANIC, EH?–This is the natural reaction of American women when confronted by Canadian males. You see, American women interpret the charming, albeit highly-annoying, behavior of our Canadian lads as a shallow drunken stupor designed for one thing and one thing only. Of course, you know that one thing is to help out pathetic American women in their pool game, but they see it differently. Please leave the area quickly and contact your closest Canadian Consulate General a’booout reporting procedures so that other Canadians do not fall victim to this cruel and unusual interpretation of Canadian hospitality. — END NOTICE — WARNING ISSUED A’BOOOUT AUGUST 3RD, 2007

]]> by: MOM http://girlsgoneworldwide.com/blog/for-three-bottles-of-tequila-and-200/#comment-4270 Mon, 06 Aug 2007 23:24:05 +0000 http://girlsgoneworldwide.com/blog/for-three-bottles-of-tequila-and-200/#comment-4270 I talked your Dad into doing one of those timeshare type presentations once upon a time and I don't think he's forgiven me for it yet. Always go with the "gut feeling". When I ignore mine, I live to regret it. I talked your Dad into doing one of those timeshare type presentations once upon a time and I don’t think he’s forgiven me for it yet. Always go with the “gut feeling”. When I ignore mine, I live to regret it.

]]> by: Unc G http://girlsgoneworldwide.com/blog/for-three-bottles-of-tequila-and-200/#comment-4249 Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:53:17 +0000 http://girlsgoneworldwide.com/blog/for-three-bottles-of-tequila-and-200/#comment-4249 Welcome back! You must have landed stateside by now. I am headed to the Cape with Christopher for 5 days. Just got back from Colorado visiting E. Look forward to hearing about your latest adventures. Unc G Welcome back! You must have landed stateside by now. I am headed to the Cape with Christopher for 5 days. Just got back from Colorado visiting E. Look forward to hearing about your latest adventures.

Unc G

]]> by: Susie McIntosh http://girlsgoneworldwide.com/blog/for-three-bottles-of-tequila-and-200/#comment-4235 Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:12:12 +0000 http://girlsgoneworldwide.com/blog/for-three-bottles-of-tequila-and-200/#comment-4235 You truly haven't experienced an intense timeshare sales job til you have been in Mexico...sorry about that I meant to warn you. We have some friends who did buy one in Nuevo and that was three years ago and they haven't seen a dime from those "for sure rentals that will get your money back in no time" I am so glad you passed on it. You are almost here...see you next week. You truly haven’t experienced an intense timeshare sales job til you have been in Mexico…sorry about that I meant to warn you. We have some friends who did buy one in Nuevo and that was three years ago and they haven’t seen a dime from those “for sure rentals that will get your money back in no time” I am so glad you passed on it. You are almost here…see you next week.

]]> by: Abby http://girlsgoneworldwide.com/blog/for-three-bottles-of-tequila-and-200/#comment-4232 Fri, 03 Aug 2007 23:29:21 +0000 http://girlsgoneworldwide.com/blog/for-three-bottles-of-tequila-and-200/#comment-4232 Man, you can really tell when you are getting closer to the states huh? Full of intense pressure, obnoxious people and the rediculous gay scene...happy to be back soon (now) :wink:... Man, you can really tell when you are getting closer to the states huh? Full of intense pressure, obnoxious people and the rediculous gay scene…happy to be back soon (now) :wink: …

]]> by: kc http://girlsgoneworldwide.com/blog/for-three-bottles-of-tequila-and-200/#comment-4227 Fri, 03 Aug 2007 14:22:17 +0000 http://girlsgoneworldwide.com/blog/for-three-bottles-of-tequila-and-200/#comment-4227 wow. that was intense. that's how we ended up with a campground in colorado. and you've also found something we've not found in three month long trips to canada... an annoying canadian. i guess you're back in the states now. can't wait for your return to sc.... but i'm really going to miss the blog. wow. that was intense.
that’s how we ended up with a campground in colorado.
and you’ve also found something we’ve not found in three month long trips to canada… an annoying canadian.
i guess you’re back in the states now. can’t wait for your return to sc…. but i’m really going to miss the blog.

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