The Apple Falls Far From the Tree
Beth: I could just see your mother’s face if they asked her to pay $5 Lauren: My mother does not pitch fits at international border crossings… That would be me.
That Explains It
Beth: That has nothing to do with the same thing.
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Italians, On The Other Hand…
Lauren: Maybe he was a criminal.
Beth: I don’t think so. He’s Jewish.
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Time for New Shoes
Beth: My feet smell like popcorn.
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Another Kiefer Sutherland
Lauren: I don’t know how to torture. I’d have to look it up.
Beth: I think I could figure it out pretty quickly.
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Proof of the Travel Diet
Lauren: I’m definitely losing weight. I can see my feet again.
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Tacos and Chocolate
Beth: God bless the Mexicans. All I need in this world is the Mexicans and the Swiss.
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Welcome to Central America
Beth: I’m going to pay for our departure fees with my $50 bill because I don’t think anyone between here and Mexico is going to have change for a 50.
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Lost in Translation?
Girl’s shirt reads: I love boobies.
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Making New Friends
Beth: Should we go ask that other woman? We didn’t insult her…
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Glasses: A New Perspective
Lauren: Oh my God… You can see other people’s eyes looking at you from all the way across the room?
Beth: Yes.
Lauren: But I stare at people all the time!
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Control Your… Baggage!
Loud Speaker: Attention ladies and gentlemen. Please be sure to take control of your belongings. Otherwise, we will consider them suspicious objects.
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Geriatric Transport
Lauren: Is that an old woman in a wheelchair in the back of a pick-up truck?
Beth: Yes.
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The Fear Of…
Lauren: It’s unfortunate that all the families we’ve run into with well-behaved children are religious. Why can’t us heathens get our children to behave?
Beth: We should raise them to believe in God… well, at least in hell.
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Beth’s High School Experience
Lauren: Don’t you know the difference between dorks and nerds? No, because you were a nerd…
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Oh Look, That Retarded Man is Having Fun
Lauren: He’s not retarded. He’s blind, Beth, Jesus…
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ECUADOR CHEERS
To cheersing on a pirate ship/To making it/To Mexican food
