Apparently Not

Lauren: We studied Spanish for a week in Buenos Aires (in Spanish).
Lorena (Chile): Did you learn anything? (in English)

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City Mouse, Country Mouse

Lauren: I haven’t ever seen the grapes laying around like that, but I guess we’ve never gone wine tasting during cropping time… what’s that called?
Beth: Uh, the harvest?

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U.S. Economics From A French Perspective

Burt (France): I think all the West Coast makes the weed and all the East coast smokes the weed.

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Not Really! 

Beth: Someone needs to go shoot the entire population of dogs in this town.

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What Happened to Kerry 

Lauren: This is what little sisters do. They do annoying things and then we have to hurt them.

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Drawing a Blank on NYC Winters

Beth: I will never complain about cold in New York again… No, that’s not true.

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Lost in Translation

Juan (Chile): We have have rico rico, which you foget all the symptoms of menstrual cramps.  Believe me, I know, I have some at home.

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Regarding our Tour Guide´s “Masturbation is not a Crime” T-Shirt

Katia (Spain): Everybody knows that.  Why do you have to put it on a t-shirt?

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Lauren? Peer Pressure?

Lauren: I’m glad I didn’t jump in the water today.  You know, I can sometimes be peer pressured into things.

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Russian Matryoshka Doll

Lauren: I look like a whale.
Beth: It’s because you’re wearing seven layers of clothing.

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Chilean Cheers

To the menu del dia/To living large/To a good day of tours/To pisco sours/To laying in bed/Cheers/Salud