Assault by tuk-tuk

Tuk-Tuk Driver:  You want tuk-tuk? You want tuk-tuk?
Abby: No, i’m trying to get to my friends, they’re waiting for me over there.
Tuk-Tuk Driver: If you don’t have friends, and if you’re lying, would you like me to take you somewhere?

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Dengue Fever

Lauren: I hate dropping my legs under tables into dark places where mosquitos are just waiting for warm flesh.

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Thai Way or No Way

Lauren: I’ll have a Fanta, please.
Waitress: French fries?
Lauren: No, Fanta
Waitress: Fried rice?
Lauren: No (pointing in menu), Fanta
Waitress: Oh! FanTA!

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September 2, 2006

Beth: I’m not mentally prepared for this.
Lauren: Are we sure we want to go? 

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